Are Her Behinds Natural or Artificial?
This may sound crazy or uncouth or disrespectful but the truth is that this is the reality on the ground. The rate at which ladies are going for plastic surgery so as to increase the size of their sitting apparatus is alarming and medics are concerned that this will lead to a health crisis.
The rush for large sitting apparatus has been stimulated by the society turning those with huge behinds into celebrities. Kenya’s Vera Sidika is swimming in fortunes as at the helm of celebrities on a simple account that she has huge sitting apparatus that whenever she moves them around, men die a thousand times before real death.
“I don’t know why the society is turning into valuing the Behinds so much” wondered loudly Mr. Okisai, the preacher at one of the local churches in Kenya. “It actually shows the level of thinking. That we no longer think about the brains but the butts,” he added.
Most young women are now injecting themselves with lethal chemicals so as to increase the sizes of their sitting apparatus. Do not be shocked when you will find them soon melting as the chemicals evaporate. Now, are they natural or artificial? Asking for a friend.